Jokes on you

I'm fairly certain that each of you have had this moment, you say something you think is funny, maybe kind of flirty, then BAM!  You realize you should just insert foot in mouth, right then and there.  I can honestly say, I have insert foot in mouth moments every single day, probably multiple times a day.  I get making fun and pretending to be mad of a a little while, but come one its been over 24 hours.  Let it go.  For instance, if I jokingly call someone cooler than you, don't still hate me the next day, and make the person I said it to act the same way.  Like thats just sketchy.  I now realize I need to learn to not say anything that could potentially be viewed as rude, cruel, mean, ignorant, etc.  So to those of you who daily accidentally offend or piss off, I feel your pain.  I will no longer make jokes. period.  I screwed up a potentially really good thing, and I didn't even mean to.  I guess there really is a fine line between funny and cruel, though I don't think calling one person cooler than another is cruel, but that is just my personal definition.  There you go, everyone needs to learn to stop joking around, it's that simple.  Good luck to you.....and to me.